Mystery Perve Seeks To Masturbate In Every NYC Starbucks

Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

starbucks-logoWell here’s a nice little story to start off your morning…

Apparently there’s a man going by the name of “Mister PeePee” who is planning to masturbate in every New York City Starbucks. Of the 187 throughout the city, 18 are located on the Upper West Side. So we’ve got that going for us…

The Starbucks Gossip blog (via NY Mag’s Daily Intel) has the story, including a link to the “Glory Hole” podcast where Mister Pee lays out his master plan.

In a post titled “Meet the grossest Starbucks customer in NYC,” Starbucks Gossip writes:

“I’ve got to rate the bathroom on cleanliness,” Mister PeePee said on The Glory Hole podcast, “and [note] if a person knocked on the door and interrupted me.” One of his associates wanted Mister PeePee to also rate “how hot the chicks were in the location — customers and baristas” and “how frequently did someone try to open the door when you were trying to jerk off.” “And lastly, how was the coffee?” added the podcast co-host. (Mister PeePee tweeted at least one of his store ratings: Today’s Starbucks visit is rated as a 4 Boner. Spacious, clean, excellent coffee, strong wifi, no interruptions & 1 hot chick)

Perhaps this is the incentive you’ve been looking for to switch to Dunkin Donuts coffee…



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